1 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:10,802 Just got some work done on my sleeve. 2 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:13,346 Check it out. It's a tribal symbol for DiGiorno. 3 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:15,306 It's so cool that it's not delivery. 4 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:17,892 WOMAN OVER PA: Attention, students, as we do every month, 5 00:00:17,976 --> 00:00:20,353 it's time to announce the winner of best couple. 6 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:23,273 Give it up for Annie and Yumyulack! 7 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:27,110 - Fuck, yeah, bro! - Fuckin' told you, son. 8 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:29,571 All y'all bitches need to pay up right now! 9 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:32,907 - What's goin' on here? - There's something I have to tell you. 10 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:36,911 Bae, you could tell me anything within 2000-5000 Hertz frequency range, 11 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:38,204 otherwise it's static. 12 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:41,583 Bae, everyone at school decided to place a bet that I'm so hot, 13 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:43,710 I could win "Best Couple" with anyone. 14 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:47,380 Even a Q-tip shaped, rough trough, Pixar-looking motherfucker like you. 15 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:48,506 Oh... 16 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:52,302 But there's one thing I didn't bet on. Actually falling in love with you. 17 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:54,262 I can't freaking believe this. 18 00:00:54,262 --> 00:00:56,222 It's okay if you're mad. I get it. 19 00:00:56,306 --> 00:01:00,935 I'm not mad. I didn't know you could bet on high school stuff! That's awesome! 20 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:02,729 I'm gonna gamble on everything! 21 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:04,814 I don't think that's the lesson you should be-- 22 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:07,692 It's time to get all Molly's Game up in this bitch! 23 00:01:08,276 --> 00:01:12,322 KORVO: Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia until the asteroid hit. 24 00:01:12,655 --> 00:01:14,741 One hundred adults and their replicants 25 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:17,160 were issued a Pupa and escaped into the space, 26 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,370 searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds. 27 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:22,540 We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet. 28 00:01:22,665 --> 00:01:24,959 That's right, I've been talking this whole time. 29 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,504 I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo. 30 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:29,881 This is... This is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. 31 00:01:29,881 --> 00:01:32,175 Do you see me? This is ridiculous. 32 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:35,762 I hate Earth. It's a horrible home. People are stupid and confusing. 33 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:38,014 They get so excited about going to Mars. 34 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,725 Have you ever been to Mars? I went to Mars one time. 35 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:42,811 Not so cool, not even a Starbucks. 36 00:01:48,399 --> 00:01:51,069 Feel, Korvy. These Ped Eggs are amazing. 37 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:54,114 I scraped all the plaque off my feet and I can taste the floor again! 38 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:57,158 Terry, you got your flakes all over the floor. That's disgusting. 39 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:59,536 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 40 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:03,331 If this is what I think it is, I'm gonna literally shit my teeth off. 41 00:02:03,331 --> 00:02:05,875 It's here! A one-of-a-kind Crystal Skull Vodka brand bullet 42 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:08,920 signed by Mark Hamill that we won from that auction on eBay! 43 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:10,797 She's more beautiful than I ever imagined. 44 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:13,758 Let's go get some photos so I can make my bullet group on Facebook 45 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:14,968 seethe with jealousy. 46 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:18,596 Who's got the most collectible ammunition now, Denise, you fat bitch? 47 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:21,307 Let's go take a photo like we're in Charlie's Angels. 48 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:24,602 Don't mind me, just channeling hard Lucy Liu vibes over here. 49 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:26,563 Wait, we're not doing the Kristen Stewart one? 50 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:28,356 No! That's two reboots too far. 51 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:32,360 No! Fuck, our bullet. I shot a priceless bullet! 52 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,404 Goddamnit, Terry! That bullet was one of a kind! 53 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:35,947 You don't just find vodka merch 54 00:02:36,072 --> 00:02:38,324 signed by stars of Uber Eats commercials every day! 55 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:39,701 - Wait, I can see it. - What? 56 00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:41,452 I shot it straight up and my eyesight is 57 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:43,371 really good because I masturbate a lot. 58 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:44,747 Don't stop staring at it! 59 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:45,957 Is it coming down yet? 60 00:02:46,082 --> 00:02:49,169 It's not a shitty shoot-in-the-air when-the-Dodgers-win-the-world-series 61 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,671 type bullet, Korvo. This thing is aerodynamic as hell. 62 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:53,298 It's gonna be up there for a while. 63 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:55,300 Shit, keep an eye on it. We have to catch it 64 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:57,719 before it hits the ground and loses half its value. 65 00:02:57,719 --> 00:02:59,554 Okay, it's still going up. I can do this. 66 00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:01,264 Just make sure nothing distracts me. 67 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:02,932 I'm on it. 68 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:05,768 What's with the comically large suit of armor? 69 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:09,856 We have an amazing plan. It's for Cherie. It'll make her look huge, right? 70 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:12,442 I mean, yeah. If she can move in it. Who's she fighting? 71 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:15,195 It's designed to inspire, not for battle. 72 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:18,239 She can wear it when she takes over as leader of the Wall. 73 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:20,491 We're thinking of calling her "The Duchess." 74 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:22,911 - It's good, right? - Are you hearing this? 75 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:25,079 This is just the Duke all over again. 76 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:28,625 No. When she tells everyone she's back and Tim's dead, she has to be herself. 77 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:32,086 I know these people. They want someone divine. 78 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:34,422 Someone larger than life to lead them, 79 00:03:34,422 --> 00:03:37,508 like Cher or Peanut, the Jeff Dunham puppet. 80 00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:39,302 She's already coming back from the dead! 81 00:03:39,302 --> 00:03:41,221 Which is why the suit will seal the deal. 82 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:42,805 They deserve an honest leader. 83 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,766 Someone accessible, like George Washington 84 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:47,268 or Dr. Dre. Early Dre, not sellout Dre. 85 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:49,437 Although he does make a damn good headphone. 86 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:51,856 All I know is we have to keep Pezlie out of it. 87 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:53,775 She needs to stay hidden and safe. 88 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:57,237 We all agree on that. Nobody needs to know about this little angel. 89 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:00,406 So, which is it gonna be? Lead as yourself? 90 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:03,493 Or as a savior in a banging suit of armor. 91 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:08,039 Yummers, you okay? I heard about what happened with Annie. 92 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:10,583 I'm assuming you're gonna do some fucked up sci-fi revenge? 93 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:12,377 - Nah. I'm fine. - Wait, really? 94 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:15,630 The only thing I'm upset about is that it took me this long to figure out 95 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:17,757 people can make money off dumb high school bets. 96 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:19,884 Silver lining. Now that you're single, 97 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:23,221 you could come to the JV mock Model UN tomorrow with me. 98 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:25,932 Or maybe we could float around together in my Lakitu cloud! 99 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:28,184 I bought it with the Club Nintendo points 100 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,436 the government sent out during the recession. 101 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,563 Hell no. I don't do after-school activities. 102 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:34,816 I am an after-school activity. 103 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:37,902 Hey, look. It's fucknut number one. 104 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:39,737 - What's up, turd squirt? - Good one. 105 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:41,781 I heard about the betting and I want in. 106 00:04:41,906 --> 00:04:45,493 Aw... The baby thinks he can play with the big boys. 107 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:48,621 Nobody wins a socio-politic bet against Mark and Clark Hamburger. 108 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:49,706 What do you got? 109 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:52,750 Fifty bucks says those totally different 110 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:54,794 kids over there, the princess, the brain, 111 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:58,631 the bad boy, the athlete, and the freak, will never become friends. 112 00:05:07,598 --> 00:05:10,226 Goddamnit! But they're all so different from each other! 113 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,728 How could they form a bond? 114 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:14,355 - Don't you know how high school works? - Pay up taint hair. 115 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:17,025 - He said pay up, stink wad! - I can't. We have a gold machine, 116 00:05:17,191 --> 00:05:19,402 but I got addicted to girlfriend experiences last year 117 00:05:19,527 --> 00:05:21,612 and I made too much gold, which reduces scarcity, 118 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:23,156 so now all gold is worthless. 119 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,283 Yeah, right. I've heard that bullshit before. 120 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:27,201 Looks like it's time to get burgered. 121 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:29,620 No, stop burgering me. 122 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:32,373 I can't breathe under all this meat-themed bullying. 123 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:34,751 Triple or nothing! 124 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:38,671 - What did you just say? - Triple or nothing. Any bet I choose. 125 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:41,424 Deal! And this time when you lose, you better have that money, 126 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:44,761 or we'll dig you out an asshole just so we can fill it with firecrackers! 127 00:05:47,972 --> 00:05:49,390 You a king, Terry. 128 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:51,476 Let's get some Visine on those squiggly pupils. 129 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:52,560 Wind's shifting a bit. 130 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:54,812 It's probably hitting the maximum height. 131 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:56,189 - Keep staring. - I got it. 132 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,315 I got it. 133 00:05:57,315 --> 00:06:00,360 Hey. Hey, fucking aliens! Did you just touch my fucking car? 134 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,028 Calm down, Glenn. It was an accident. 135 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:04,697 Terry's keeping an eye on our Crystal Skull Vodka brand bullet 136 00:06:04,822 --> 00:06:07,700 that we shot into the sky, and his elbow lightly grazed your car 137 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:09,535 as he was adjusting his position. 138 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:11,788 I don't know what the fuck words you just said. 139 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:14,499 All I know is nobody touches my car! You got it? 140 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:17,210 That's all you know? It's a miracle you've survived this long. 141 00:06:19,420 --> 00:06:21,047 Jeez, Yum, you look wrecked. 142 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:23,424 Maybe because the sociopathic Hamburger brothers 143 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:26,177 are gonna kill me in the most homoerotic way possible. 144 00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:29,138 I guess Mark's still upset because he and his Betty just broke up. 145 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,015 They murdered an ophthalmologist last summer 146 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:32,809 and the guilt was too much to bear. 147 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:35,436 Wait, you understand all this school social stuff? 148 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:37,230 Yeah. I love hot goss. 149 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:40,316 At any one time, I can name the five seniors with vodka-dipped tampons 150 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,567 in their butts. 151 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:46,072 I think I will go with you to that JV mock Model UN meeting after all. 152 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:49,700 You wanna spend time doing the things I like with no ulterior motive? 153 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:53,079 I don't know what ulterior means, so I can honestly say hell, yes! 154 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,330 Yay! 155 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:41,419 Holy, shitballs! 156 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:45,173 That's the sexiest motherfucking Beyblade I've ever seen! 157 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:46,924 Not just any Beyblade, Jesse. 158 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:50,970 This is the platinum Beyblade Burst 800 Takara Tomy edition! 159 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:53,306 I gotta be honest, I'm gushing over here. 160 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:55,516 Get your dirty hands off the merch, Pupa! 161 00:07:57,643 --> 00:08:00,021 This is gonna take my gambling to the next level. 162 00:08:06,235 --> 00:08:09,280 Wait right here, sister. We're just packaging up your order right now. 163 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,365 I threw in an extra Swedish fish, on the house. 164 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:13,075 May the bowl be with you. 165 00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:16,037 Look, whatever Cherie does, I just ask that you support her. 166 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:19,624 Of course. Not everyone is comfortable with sainthood. 167 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:21,542 She's been through a lot. But at her core, 168 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:23,628 she just wants to protect all of us. 169 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:26,631 Well, whatever she chooses, the wall will be stable and... 170 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:29,967 - WOMAN: Tim! - MAN: He's dead. 171 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:32,470 - The cricket is back! - Tim is dead. 172 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:36,891 - Cherie? No, this isn't possible. How? - What is she doing? 173 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:39,018 - I don't know! - You're all grown-ass adults 174 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:42,563 who were shrunk down just like me, and you deserve the truth. 175 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:45,691 There is a hole in the back of the wall! 176 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:48,402 No. No. Not like this. 177 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:50,655 I know because Tim tried to kill me. 178 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:53,324 He pushed me through that hole into the backyard. 179 00:08:53,324 --> 00:08:57,620 For the past year, I've been fighting my way back fueled by revenge. 180 00:08:57,620 --> 00:09:00,915 But when I got here, Tim was already sick and dying. 181 00:09:00,915 --> 00:09:05,419 He'd convinced you that this Wall was safe when it was really a prison. 182 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:07,672 That cycle ends now. 183 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:12,718 Follow me. I'll show everyone the hole to the backyard. 184 00:09:14,470 --> 00:09:20,226 And you are the wind under my sail 185 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:24,146 Go bang a love scene! 186 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:27,358 And now, for my talent, 187 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:32,488 I own the platinum Beyblade Burst 800 Takara Tomy edition! 188 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:35,908 The counterclockwise spin makes this Beyblade faster than any on the market. 189 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:38,953 And this icy blue cyclone ridge here, that's all stamina, baby! 190 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:41,122 This Beyblade won't stop for nothing. 191 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:42,331 Behold! 192 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:46,168 I know this was supposed to be a talent show, 193 00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:51,340 but that is the sweetest Beyblade I've ever seen. Yumyulack wins! 194 00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:57,013 Wow, Yumyulack! That is one rare Beyblade. 195 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,931 You must've cleaned up on all those bets. 196 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:02,184 Of course, he did. Because he knows school drama better than anyone. 197 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,270 How do you know so much about the teenage heart? 198 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:07,523 Don't tell anyone, but you know that uglier alien I hang out with, Jesse? 199 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:10,693 She's a loser who's obsessed with other people's lives. 200 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:13,070 I tricked her into giving me intel. Smart, right? 201 00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:15,406 Shit. She's standing right behind me, isn't she? 202 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:17,617 Oh, shit. She's behind the curtain, isn't she? 203 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,702 Shit. I accidentally buttdialed her, didn't I? 204 00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:22,204 No, man. She's hovering above you in a Lakitu cloud. 205 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,751 Wow, here I am in the Lakitu cloud I wanted to share with you! 206 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:30,504 But now? No way, Jose! No more hanging out with this sucker. 207 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:33,424 Damn! I never would've bagged on you if I knew I'd get caught. 208 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:36,135 Sweet talk like that isn't gonna work this time. 209 00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:37,762 Don't follow me. 210 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:40,097 Jesse! Don't waste that whole Lakitu cloud 211 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:42,850 on being sour. Come on! Let me use you! 212 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:45,227 AISHA: What is wrong, baby girl? 213 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,688 Did someone finally notice you have a Minnesota accent 214 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:49,607 even though you're from outer space? 215 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:53,569 I thought Yumyulack and I were bonding, but he was just using me. 216 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,947 AISHA: Hey, don't cry. Yumyulack's a piece of shit. 217 00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:58,658 We all hate his ass so much. 218 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,786 But he was right! I only pay attention to other kids at school 219 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:05,414 because I don't have a crazy sexcapade of my own. 220 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:09,293 I got all sorts of sexcapades in my cold metal innards. You want one? 221 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:11,420 Thanks, Aisha, but this is high school. 222 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,839 I don't think you understand what we like. 223 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:17,385 How about Korean pop sensations BTK? 224 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:18,761 Wait, did you mean BTS? 225 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:21,305 I can't afford BTS. Get the fuck out of here. 226 00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:23,140 I mean, I'd rather it be BTS. 227 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:27,228 Do you wanna do seven minutes in heaven with a South Korean boy band or not? 228 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:31,399 Let's get awkward. 229 00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:36,028 It's hardly drifting at all. We're looking good. 230 00:11:36,153 --> 00:11:39,073 I'm gonna put acupuncture needles in your spine to keep you alert. 231 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:40,533 - Bonus. Hit me. - Goddamnit. 232 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,327 Hey! You're gonna need to get off my property right now 233 00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:45,371 or shit is gonna get real real, real fast! 234 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,581 We will, Glenn, as soon as our bullet comes down. 235 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:50,501 Yeah, chill out, Glenn. We're on collectible bullet business here! 236 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:53,254 Nobody disrespects the Glenn. This ends now! 237 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:55,798 Prepare for Glenn justice! 238 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,633 Hey, get off my property! Hey, hey! 239 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,301 Cut it out! I'm trying to peep. 240 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:02,596 Glenn, quit it! Your feeble slapping won't move the needle and you know it. 241 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,393 Which bullet is it, Terry? 242 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,311 That one? You wanna know? 243 00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:10,980 Nice try. 244 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:14,358 Those bullets are way too cheap to be seen from a distance, you asshole. 245 00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:17,445 Bite your tongue with this, simps. 246 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:21,323 Your boy paid for this sick swag with bets I won by myself. 247 00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,668 Yo, where am I? What's going on? 248 00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:37,006 Scholastic headquarters. Well, what's left of it anyway. 249 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,132 My eyes! 250 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:41,510 The school book fair industry is dying because of fucks like you. 251 00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:44,680 What did I do? I can hardly even read. 252 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,183 When students spend all their money on high school bets, 253 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,976 they don't spend money on books. 254 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:51,145 Kids can do whatever they want with their money. 255 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:53,439 - Scholastic doesn't own them. - Really? 256 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:54,565 Bring him out! 257 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:58,736 Meet Andy Sinclair, he started a fundraiser for the homeless. 258 00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:02,156 All his classmates donated their allowances 259 00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:04,241 to that instead of Scholastic. 260 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,911 Waldos, how many copies of If You Give a Mouse a Cookie 261 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,162 did that cost us? 262 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:12,792 You have one more week to get me my money 263 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:16,962 or it's one fish, two fish, dead fish, you fish. 264 00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:28,474 There it is. The path to freedom. Nobody can keep it from you anymore. 265 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:29,642 But it's dangerous. 266 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:33,729 Praise be unto Cherie for showing us this glory hole. 267 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,481 She should be our new leader! 268 00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:41,403 - No! No. I refuse. No more leaders. - But we need you. 269 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:44,323 Let me out of here! I need to breathe fresh air and eat Chipotle! 270 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,704 I told you it was dangerous. 271 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,749 Look, before you decide to leave, just hear me out. 272 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:58,295 What we need is a government of people elected by each level of the Wall. 273 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:02,174 One you don't build with mid-century modern cardboard houses, 274 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,552 or gardens made from kind bar seeds. 275 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:07,763 We build it with people, with love, 276 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,599 and with the motherfucking truth. 277 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,563 Jesse, where are you? 278 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:19,984 You're all that. 279 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,779 I did seven minutes in heaven with BTK. 280 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:27,366 And then I did it again for a full 14. 281 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:31,412 I am a loser who cares about other people's stories no more! 282 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:34,874 - Jesse, you can't do this to me! - Sucks to suck, suckface! 283 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:38,127 - Eat this kitty with a spoon. - I'm sorry about everything. 284 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:41,422 You were right, I got into betting because I was hurt about Annie. 285 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:42,673 I was never her bae. 286 00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:45,384 I was embarrassed to be a stupid joke and I was covering it up. 287 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:48,304 But I took it too far and now Scholastic is on my ass. 288 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:51,682 I gotta place the biggest bet the school has ever seen or a couple of Waldos 289 00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:55,102 are gonna make sure I have a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. 290 00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:58,188 I'm too evolved to care about that stuff, Yumyulack. 291 00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:01,442 I really did wanna fly around in that Lakitu cloud with you, 292 00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:02,651 and now I never will. 293 00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:06,322 - You really did? - Of course. That cloud can go anywhere. 294 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:09,491 I may not know what kids do in high school anymore, 295 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,994 - but I know who does. The movies! - Really? 296 00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:14,663 Aren't they made by out-of-touch, rich, old White guys? 297 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,165 Nah, they're super accurate. 298 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,541 You're the best! 299 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,168 Around! 300 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,378 Nothing's gonna ever keep you down 301 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:22,671 You're the best! 302 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,173 Around! 303 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,592 Nothing's gonna ever keep you down 304 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:27,885 You're the best! 305 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,303 Around! 306 00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:30,387 Nothing's gonna ever... 307 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,474 I should've watched '80s teen movies a long time ago. 308 00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:36,727 Now I know everything about school, and how I'm gonna get that money. 309 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:39,313 Only tricky part is, where to find a teen wolf. 310 00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:40,522 I've got you covered. 311 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,524 Brah, you really bet 50 to one 312 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:45,277 that all these things are gonna happen at the game tonight? 313 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,696 Yeah, I did. Because I believe in miracles. 314 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,366 I believe there's magic in this world and that-- 315 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,910 - Holy shit, what an idiot! - We'll take that bet. 316 00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:54,787 BOY: Me, me, me, me, me, me, me! 317 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,956 No, Pupa, don't bet on this. It's a scam. 318 00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:00,668 Oh, my God, Korvo! It's coming back down! 319 00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,628 Our bullet is coming home to papa and papa. 320 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,630 I lined a bucket with a bulletproof vest. 321 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,132 Yeah, my man. Thinking like that's why you're team leader. 322 00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:08,676 It's getting closer. It's-- 323 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:09,760 Fuck, yeah! 324 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:10,886 Whoo! 325 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,763 No! I lost it! I lost it! 326 00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,640 Fuck! Why did you do that? You asshole! 327 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,934 Because America, bitch! I do what I want. 328 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,894 Y'all are just dumb aliens and you need 329 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,021 to respect cars if you're gonna live here. 330 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:23,732 Car culture rules! Eat my ass! 331 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,903 - There it is. It's in his foot. - Yes! We got the bullet back. 332 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,072 Glenn's shattered foot bone cushioned it. 333 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:33,826 Help, I've been shot! Aliens shot me! Help! 334 00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:37,997 You really think that was the best plan, to just give it all up? 335 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,542 I don't know, but I can't hide Pezlie while also being the leader. 336 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:44,712 - Secrets like that never last. - You know, people will go out that hole. 337 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,839 - They could get hurt. - Yeah, they will. 338 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,466 But that's part of the price you pay for freedom. 339 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,385 Nothing will be the same anymore. 340 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:54,847 Yes, people will go and try to find a way to get big again. 341 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,516 I don't know if they'll make it out of the sideyard. 342 00:16:57,516 --> 00:17:00,769 But we are Wallians, resilience is what we do. 343 00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:04,148 Those who choose to stay are going to build a better world. 344 00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:07,609 No one person is going to save us. 345 00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:10,279 We're going to save each other. 346 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,452 They really cleaned it up. 347 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:19,872 Well, after all that talk about not leading, here you are. 348 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,416 Blame it on level 12. People wrote me in. 349 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,752 Welcome. Please, take your seats. 350 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:27,963 What an exciting and historic moment for us all. 351 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:31,550 So many lives were lost on our journey to get this far. 352 00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,343 Souls we'll never forget. 353 00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:36,847 Life here can be hard, but with you, 354 00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:39,683 a stable government for the first time ever, 355 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:43,979 the people of the Wall can finally live in peace. 356 00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:57,785 Whoa! That alien is pretty in pink! And I just came to America in my pants! 357 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:04,541 Jesse, if I get killed today by a beloved children's book character, 358 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:07,461 I need you to know that I have a secret family in Austin. 359 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:12,007 You gotta track them down, tell them I love them, and also that I'm an alien. 360 00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:28,732 YUMYULACK: Mrs. Perry is kissing Dylan! 361 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:31,360 - That's not part of the plan. - JESSE: Wait for it. 362 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:35,656 I'm not a student. I'm an undercover journalist writing an expose on TILFs. 363 00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:38,450 You stole our routine! 364 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:41,703 You don't respect our unconventional dancing style! 365 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,958 It's working! All we have to do is win the big game. 366 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,209 Don't jinx it. 367 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,675 YUMYULACK: Two teen wolves! 368 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:58,178 No, no, no, no, no! This can't be happening! 369 00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:06,145 - I am fucked. - Shit. 370 00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:09,022 We gotta jet! 371 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:12,860 Holy shit. Who would've predicted that both teams would have a teen wolf? 372 00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,988 So, why the fuck would you make a side bet with this little shit stain 373 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,365 that that would happen? He's taking all our money! 374 00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:20,409 - Fuck you, Clark! - No, fuck you, Mark! 375 00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,452 You hamburgered the goddamn Hamburgers! 376 00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:23,620 Take that back! 377 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:31,044 If we hurry, we can jump in the river and float to Mexico! 378 00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:33,672 It'll take a couple of months, but it's hard to run and plan 379 00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,174 at the same time. 380 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:41,096 Where's my $82,000.63? 381 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,348 I have the 63 cents and a great idea 382 00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:47,186 for an X-rated Clifford the Big Red Dog parody you can have for free, 383 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,896 as long as I retain the TV rights. 384 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,898 This is the magic knife bus. 385 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,608 Time for it to take an educational 386 00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:55,527 adventure into the wonders of your chest! 387 00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,615 Pupa's in the house. 388 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:02,326 Pupa, you gotta spare me some of that cash, quick. 389 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,452 Beyblade. 390 00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:06,079 What? No way. That Beyblade is worth way more than... 391 00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:10,167 For crying out loud, just give him the top! 392 00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:13,170 It's a battle top with a frost-powered cyclone ridge! 393 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,631 Stop mansplaing and just fucking do it! 394 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:19,468 Next time, think twice before you fuck with a children's publishing cartel, 395 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,928 you little shitrag. 396 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,346 Yay! 397 00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:26,391 What's the statute of limitations on being indirectly involved 398 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,227 in the shooting of a man's foot? 399 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,480 Bing says seven years, but Facebook is still saying Biden lost the election. 400 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,399 Okay. All we have to do is hide Glenn away somewhere for seven years 401 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,194 - and we'll be in the clear. - Call an ambulance already! 402 00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,154 But where can we hide someone for seven years 403 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,073 without anyone hearing him scream for help? 404 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,324 We could... 405 00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:45,410 Shoot him into orbit in a Glenn-sized cryochamber to circle the Earth 406 00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:48,330 in suspended animation until the statute of limitations has passed? 407 00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:49,998 And then after that we make out? 408 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,208 - Maybe. - That means no. 409 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,043 No. It means maybe. 410 00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:55,587 No, no, no. Stop, stop. Don't do this, please. 411 00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:59,383 In retrospect, I shouldn't have fetishized my car. It's my fault. Help! 412 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,009 It's my fault, really. I'm insecure. 413 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,970 Please, I'm sorry. Please, don't do this! 414 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:05,973 - Think of it as your Eat Pray Love. - Help! Please, please. 415 00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:08,809 I don't wanna be in orbit. I don't wanna be in orbit. 416 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,895 Is he gonna be okay up there? 417 00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:13,981 Sure. My calculations are never wrong. 418 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,817 Unless someone put an unregistered satellite in orbit. 419 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,959 Hold up those heels, Terry! Yes, please! 420 00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:37,296 You know, you got to admit, we make a pretty good team. 421 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,882 I don't know which has brought us closer, our bullet or our OnlyFans. 422 00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:44,011 Thanks for trying to save my ass with Scholastic after I was such a dick. 423 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,929 - That was really cool of you. - I had to. 424 00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:48,724 You're the closest equivalent I have to a brother. 425 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:53,437 I just wish I knew where that second teen wolf came from. Pupa lucked out. 426 00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:56,398 Without it, he would never have gotten that Beyblade. 427 00:21:56,523 --> 00:21:58,442 You think all those other kids we forced 428 00:21:58,442 --> 00:22:00,861 into movie situations will turn out okay? 429 00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:04,197 What do I look like, a fortune teller? Marone. 430 00:23:04,674 --> 00:23:06,802 Where am I? Where's my car? 431 00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:10,013 You're under arrest for flying an unlicensed cryopod 432 00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,598 in a residential Nebula. 433 00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:12,933 Punk.