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Just got some work done on my sleeve.
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Check it out.
It's a tribal symbol for DiGiorno.
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It's so cool that it's not delivery.
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WOMAN OVER PA: Attention, students,
as we do every month,
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it's time to announce the winner
of best couple.
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Give it up for Annie and Yumyulack!
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- Fuck, yeah, bro!
- Fuckin' told you, son.
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All y'all bitches
need to pay up right now!
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- What's goin' on here?
- There's something I have to tell you.
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Bae, you could tell me anything
within 2000-5000 Hertz frequency range,
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otherwise it's static.
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Bae, everyone at school decided to place
a bet that I'm so hot,
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I could win "Best Couple" with anyone.
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Even a Q-tip shaped, rough trough,
Pixar-looking motherfucker like you.
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Oh...
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But there's one thing I didn't bet on.
Actually falling in love with you.
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I can't freaking believe this.
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It's okay if you're mad. I get it.
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I'm not mad. I didn't know you could bet
on high school stuff! That's awesome!
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I'm gonna gamble on everything!
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I don't think that's the lesson
you should be--
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It's time to get all Molly's Game up
in this bitch!
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KORVO: Planet Shlorp was a perfect
utopia until the asteroid hit.
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One hundred adults and their replicants
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were issued a Pupa
and escaped into the space,
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searching for new homes
on uninhabited worlds.
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We crashed on Earth, stranding us
on an already overpopulated planet.
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That's right,
I've been talking this whole time.
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I'm the one holding the Pupa.
My name's Korvo.
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This is... This is my show.
I just dropped the Pupa.
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Do you see me?
This is ridiculous.
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I hate Earth. It's a horrible home.
People are stupid and confusing.
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They get so excited about going to Mars.
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Have you ever been to Mars?
I went to Mars one time.
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Not so cool, not even a Starbucks.
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Feel, Korvy. These Ped Eggs are amazing.
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I scraped all the plaque off my feet
and I can taste the floor again!
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Terry, you got your flakes
all over the floor. That's disgusting.
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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If this is what I think it is,
I'm gonna literally shit my teeth off.
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It's here! A one-of-a-kind
Crystal Skull Vodka brand bullet
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signed by Mark Hamill that we won
from that auction on eBay!
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She's more beautiful
than I ever imagined.
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Let's go get some photos so I can make
my bullet group on Facebook
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seethe with jealousy.
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Who's got the most collectible
ammunition now, Denise, you fat bitch?
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Let's go take a photo
like we're in Charlie's Angels.
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Don't mind me, just channeling hard
Lucy Liu vibes over here.
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Wait, we're not doing
the Kristen Stewart one?
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No! That's two reboots too far.
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No! Fuck, our bullet.
I shot a priceless bullet!
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Goddamnit, Terry!
That bullet was one of a kind!
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You don't just find vodka merch
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signed by stars of Uber Eats commercials
every day!
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- Wait, I can see it.
- What?
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I shot it straight up
and my eyesight is
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really good because I masturbate a lot.
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Don't stop staring at it!
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Is it coming down yet?
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It's not a shitty shoot-in-the-air
when-the-Dodgers-win-the-world-series
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type bullet, Korvo.
This thing is aerodynamic as hell.
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It's gonna be up there for a while.
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Shit, keep an eye on it.
We have to catch it
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before it hits the ground
and loses half its value.
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Okay, it's still going up.
I can do this.
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Just make sure nothing distracts me.
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I'm on it.
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What's with the comically large
suit of armor?
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We have an amazing plan. It's for
Cherie. It'll make her look huge, right?
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I mean, yeah. If she can move in it.
Who's she fighting?
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It's designed to inspire,
not for battle.
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She can wear it when she takes over
as leader of the Wall.
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We're thinking of calling her
"The Duchess."
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- It's good, right?
- Are you hearing this?
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This is just the Duke all over again.
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No. When she tells everyone she's back
and Tim's dead, she has to be herself.
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I know these people.
They want someone divine.
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Someone larger than life to lead them,
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like Cher or Peanut,
the Jeff Dunham puppet.
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She's already coming back from the dead!
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Which is why the suit
will seal the deal.
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They deserve an honest leader.
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Someone accessible,
like George Washington
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or Dr. Dre. Early Dre, not sellout Dre.
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Although he does make
a damn good headphone.
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All I know is
we have to keep Pezlie out of it.
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She needs to stay hidden and safe.
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We all agree on that. Nobody needs
to know about this little angel.
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So, which is it gonna be?
Lead as yourself?
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Or as a savior in a banging
suit of armor.
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Yummers, you okay?
I heard about what happened with Annie.
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I'm assuming you're gonna do
some fucked up sci-fi revenge?
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- Nah. I'm fine.
- Wait, really?
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The only thing I'm upset about is
that it took me this long to figure out
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people can make money off
dumb high school bets.
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Silver lining. Now that you're single,
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you could come to the JV mock
Model UN tomorrow with me.
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Or maybe we could float around together
in my Lakitu cloud!
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I bought it with the
Club Nintendo points
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the government sent out
during the recession.
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Hell no.
I don't do after-school activities.
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I am an after-school activity.
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Hey, look. It's fucknut number one.
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- What's up, turd squirt?
- Good one.
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I heard about the betting and I want in.
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Aw... The baby thinks he can play
with the big boys.
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Nobody wins a socio-politic bet
against Mark and Clark Hamburger.
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What do you got?
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Fifty bucks says those totally different
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kids over there, the princess,
the brain,
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the bad boy, the athlete, and the freak,
will never become friends.
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Goddamnit! But they're all so different
from each other!
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How could they form a bond?
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- Don't you know how high school works?
- Pay up taint hair.
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- He said pay up, stink wad!
- I can't. We have a gold machine,
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but I got addicted to girlfriend
experiences last year
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and I made too much gold,
which reduces scarcity,
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so now all gold is worthless.
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Yeah, right.
I've heard that bullshit before.
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Looks like it's time to get burgered.
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No, stop burgering me.
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I can't breathe
under all this meat-themed bullying.
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Triple or nothing!
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- What did you just say?
- Triple or nothing. Any bet I choose.
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Deal! And this time when you lose,
you better have that money,
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or we'll dig you out an asshole just
so we can fill it with firecrackers!
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You a king, Terry.
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Let's get some Visine
on those squiggly pupils.
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Wind's shifting a bit.
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It's probably hitting
the maximum height.
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- Keep staring.
- I got it.
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I got it.
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Hey. Hey, fucking aliens!
Did you just touch my fucking car?
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Calm down, Glenn. It was an accident.
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Terry's keeping an eye
on our Crystal Skull Vodka brand bullet
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that we shot into the sky,
and his elbow lightly grazed your car
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as he was adjusting his position.
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I don't know what the fuck words
you just said.
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All I know is nobody touches my car!
You got it?
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That's all you know? It's a miracle
you've survived this long.
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Jeez, Yum, you look wrecked.
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Maybe because the sociopathic
Hamburger brothers
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are gonna kill me
in the most homoerotic way possible.
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I guess Mark's still upset
because he and his Betty just broke up.
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They murdered an ophthalmologist
last summer
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and the guilt was too much to bear.
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Wait, you understand
all this school social stuff?
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Yeah. I love hot goss.
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At any one time, I can name the five
seniors with vodka-dipped tampons
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in their butts.
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I think I will go with you to that JV
mock Model UN meeting after all.
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You wanna spend time doing the things
I like with no ulterior motive?
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I don't know what ulterior means,
so I can honestly say hell, yes!
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Yay!
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Holy, shitballs!
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That's the sexiest motherfucking
Beyblade I've ever seen!
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Not just any Beyblade, Jesse.
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This is the platinum Beyblade Burst 800
Takara Tomy edition!
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I gotta be honest,
I'm gushing over here.
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Get your dirty hands
off the merch, Pupa!
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This is gonna take my gambling
to the next level.
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Wait right here, sister. We're just
packaging up your order right now.
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I threw in an extra Swedish fish,
on the house.
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May the bowl be with you.
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Look, whatever Cherie does,
I just ask that you support her.
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Of course. Not everyone is comfortable
with sainthood.
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She's been through a lot.
But at her core,
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she just wants to protect all of us.
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Well, whatever she chooses,
the wall will be stable and...
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- WOMAN: Tim!
- MAN: He's dead.
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- The cricket is back!
- Tim is dead.
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- Cherie? No, this isn't possible. How?
- What is she doing?
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- I don't know!
- You're all grown-ass adults
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who were shrunk down just like me,
and you deserve the truth.
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There is a hole in the back of the wall!
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No. No. Not like this.
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I know because Tim tried to kill me.
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He pushed me through that hole
into the backyard.
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For the past year, I've been fighting
my way back fueled by revenge.
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But when I got here,
Tim was already sick and dying.
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He'd convinced you that this Wall
was safe when it was really a prison.
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That cycle ends now.
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Follow me. I'll show everyone
the hole to the backyard.
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And you are the wind under my sail
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Go bang a love scene!
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And now, for my talent,
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I own the platinum Beyblade Burst 800
Takara Tomy edition!
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The counterclockwise spin makes this
Beyblade faster than any on the market.
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And this icy blue cyclone ridge here,
that's all stamina, baby!
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This Beyblade won't stop for nothing.
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Behold!
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I know this was supposed to be
a talent show,
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but that is the sweetest Beyblade
I've ever seen. Yumyulack wins!
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Wow, Yumyulack!
That is one rare Beyblade.
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You must've cleaned up
on all those bets.
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Of course, he did. Because he knows
school drama better than anyone.
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How do you know so much
about the teenage heart?
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Don't tell anyone, but you know that
uglier alien I hang out with, Jesse?
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She's a loser who's obsessed
with other people's lives.
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I tricked her into giving me intel.
Smart, right?
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Shit. She's standing right behind me,
isn't she?
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Oh, shit.
She's behind the curtain, isn't she?
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Shit. I accidentally buttdialed her,
didn't I?
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No, man. She's hovering above you
in a Lakitu cloud.
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Wow, here I am in the Lakitu cloud
I wanted to share with you!
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But now? No way, Jose! No more hanging
out with this sucker.
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Damn! I never would've bagged on you
if I knew I'd get caught.
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Sweet talk like that isn't gonna work
this time.
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Don't follow me.
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Jesse! Don't waste
that whole Lakitu cloud
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on being sour. Come on! Let me use you!
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AISHA: What is wrong, baby girl?
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Did someone finally notice you have
a Minnesota accent
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even though you're from outer space?
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I thought Yumyulack and I were bonding,
but he was just using me.
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AISHA: Hey, don't cry.
Yumyulack's a piece of shit.
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We all hate his ass so much.
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But he was right! I only pay attention
to other kids at school
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because I don't have a crazy sexcapade
of my own.
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I got all sorts of sexcapades
in my cold metal innards. You want one?
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Thanks, Aisha, but this is high school.
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I don't think you understand
what we like.
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00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:17,385
How about Korean pop sensations BTK?
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Wait, did you mean BTS?
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I can't afford BTS.
Get the fuck out of here.
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I mean, I'd rather it be BTS.
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Do you wanna do seven minutes in heaven
with a South Korean boy band or not?
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Let's get awkward.
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It's hardly drifting at all.
We're looking good.
230
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I'm gonna put acupuncture needles
in your spine to keep you alert.
231
00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:40,533
- Bonus. Hit me.
- Goddamnit.
232
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,327
Hey! You're gonna need to get off
my property right now
233
00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:45,371
or shit is gonna
get real real, real fast!
234
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,581
We will, Glenn,
as soon as our bullet comes down.
235
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:50,501
Yeah, chill out, Glenn. We're on
collectible bullet business here!
236
00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:53,254
Nobody disrespects the Glenn.
This ends now!
237
00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:55,798
Prepare for Glenn justice!
238
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,633
Hey, get off my property! Hey, hey!
239
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,301
Cut it out! I'm trying to peep.
240
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:02,596
Glenn, quit it! Your feeble slapping
won't move the needle and you know it.
241
00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,393
Which bullet is it, Terry?
242
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,311
That one? You wanna know?
243
00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:10,980
Nice try.
244
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:14,358
Those bullets are way too cheap to be
seen from a distance, you asshole.
245
00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:17,445
Bite your tongue with this, simps.
246
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:21,323
Your boy paid for this sick swag
with bets I won by myself.
247
00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,668
Yo, where am I? What's going on?
248
00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:37,006
Scholastic headquarters.
Well, what's left of it anyway.
249
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,132
My eyes!
250
00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:41,510
The school book fair industry
is dying because of fucks like you.
251
00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:44,680
What did I do? I can hardly even read.
252
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,183
When students spend all their money
on high school bets,
253
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they don't spend money on books.
254
00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:51,145
Kids can do whatever they want
with their money.
255
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:53,439
- Scholastic doesn't own them.
- Really?
256
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:54,565
Bring him out!
257
00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:58,736
Meet Andy Sinclair, he started
a fundraiser for the homeless.
258
00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:02,156
All his classmates donated
their allowances
259
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:04,241
to that instead of Scholastic.
260
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,911
Waldos, how many copies
of If You Give a Mouse a Cookie
261
00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,162
did that cost us?
262
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:12,792
You have one more week
to get me my money
263
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:16,962
or it's one fish, two fish, dead fish,
you fish.
264
00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:28,474
There it is. The path to freedom.
Nobody can keep it from you anymore.
265
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:29,642
But it's dangerous.
266
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:33,729
Praise be unto Cherie for showing us
this glory hole.
267
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,481
She should be our new leader!
268
00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:41,403
- No! No. I refuse. No more leaders.
- But we need you.
269
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:44,323
Let me out of here! I need to breathe
fresh air and eat Chipotle!
270
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,704
I told you it was dangerous.
271
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,749
Look, before you decide to leave,
just hear me out.
272
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:58,295
What we need is a government of people
elected by each level of the Wall.
273
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:02,174
One you don't build with mid-century
modern cardboard houses,
274
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,552
or gardens made from kind bar seeds.
275
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:07,763
We build it with people, with love,
276
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,599
and with the motherfucking truth.
277
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,563
Jesse, where are you?
278
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:19,984
You're all that.
279
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,779
I did seven minutes in heaven with BTK.
280
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:27,366
And then I did it again for a full 14.
281
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:31,412
I am a loser who cares about
other people's stories no more!
282
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:34,874
- Jesse, you can't do this to me!
- Sucks to suck, suckface!
283
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:38,127
- Eat this kitty with a spoon.
- I'm sorry about everything.
284
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:41,422
You were right, I got into betting
because I was hurt about Annie.
285
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:42,673
I was never her bae.
286
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:45,384
I was embarrassed to be a stupid joke
and I was covering it up.
287
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:48,304
But I took it too far
and now Scholastic is on my ass.
288
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:51,682
I gotta place the biggest bet the school
has ever seen or a couple of Waldos
289
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:55,102
are gonna make sure I have a terrible,
horrible, no good, very bad day.
290
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:58,188
I'm too evolved to care
about that stuff, Yumyulack.
291
00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:01,442
I really did wanna fly around
in that Lakitu cloud with you,
292
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:02,651
and now I never will.
293
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:06,322
- You really did?
- Of course. That cloud can go anywhere.
294
00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:09,491
I may not know what kids do
in high school anymore,
295
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,994
- but I know who does. The movies!
- Really?
296
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:14,663
Aren't they made by out-of-touch,
rich, old White guys?
297
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,165
Nah, they're super accurate.
298
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,541
You're the best!
299
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,168
Around!
300
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,378
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
301
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:22,671
You're the best!
302
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,173
Around!
303
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,592
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
304
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:27,885
You're the best!
305
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,303
Around!
306
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:30,387
Nothing's gonna ever...
307
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,474
I should've watched '80s teen movies
a long time ago.
308
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:36,727
Now I know everything about school,
and how I'm gonna get that money.
309
00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:39,313
Only tricky part is,
where to find a teen wolf.
310
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:40,522
I've got you covered.
311
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,524
Brah, you really bet 50 to one
312
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:45,277
that all these things are gonna happen
at the game tonight?
313
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,696
Yeah, I did.
Because I believe in miracles.
314
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,366
I believe there's magic in this world
and that--
315
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,910
- Holy shit, what an idiot!
- We'll take that bet.
316
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:54,787
BOY: Me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
317
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,956
No, Pupa, don't bet on this.
It's a scam.
318
00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:00,668
Oh, my God, Korvo!
It's coming back down!
319
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,628
Our bullet is coming home to papa
and papa.
320
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,630
I lined a bucket
with a bulletproof vest.
321
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,132
Yeah, my man. Thinking like that's why
you're team leader.
322
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:08,676
It's getting closer. It's--
323
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:09,760
Fuck, yeah!
324
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:10,886
Whoo!
325
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,763
No! I lost it! I lost it!
326
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,640
Fuck! Why did you do that? You asshole!
327
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,934
Because America, bitch!
I do what I want.
328
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,894
Y'all are just dumb aliens and you need
329
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,021
to respect cars if you're
gonna live here.
330
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:23,732
Car culture rules! Eat my ass!
331
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,903
- There it is. It's in his foot.
- Yes! We got the bullet back.
332
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,072
Glenn's shattered foot
bone cushioned it.
333
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:33,826
Help, I've been shot! Aliens shot me!
Help!
334
00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:37,997
You really think that was the best plan,
to just give it all up?
335
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,542
I don't know, but I can't hide Pezlie
while also being the leader.
336
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:44,712
- Secrets like that never last.
- You know, people will go out that hole.
337
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,839
- They could get hurt.
- Yeah, they will.
338
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,466
But that's part of the price you pay
for freedom.
339
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,385
Nothing will be the same anymore.
340
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:54,847
Yes, people will go and try to find
a way to get big again.
341
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,516
I don't know if they'll make it out
of the sideyard.
342
00:16:57,516 --> 00:17:00,769
But we are Wallians,
resilience is what we do.
343
00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:04,148
Those who choose to stay
are going to build a better world.
344
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:07,609
No one person is going to save us.
345
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:10,279
We're going to save each other.
346
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,452
They really cleaned it up.
347
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:19,872
Well, after all that talk
about not leading, here you are.
348
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,416
Blame it on level 12.
People wrote me in.
349
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,752
Welcome. Please, take your seats.
350
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:27,963
What an exciting and historic moment
for us all.
351
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:31,550
So many lives were lost on our journey
to get this far.
352
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,343
Souls we'll never forget.
353
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:36,847
Life here can be hard, but with you,
354
00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:39,683
a stable government
for the first time ever,
355
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:43,979
the people of the Wall can finally live
in peace.
356
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:57,785
Whoa! That alien is pretty in pink!
And I just came to America in my pants!
357
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:04,541
Jesse, if I get killed today
by a beloved children's book character,
358
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:07,461
I need you to know that I have
a secret family in Austin.
359
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:12,007
You gotta track them down, tell them
I love them, and also that I'm an alien.
360
00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:28,732
YUMYULACK: Mrs. Perry is kissing Dylan!
361
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:31,360
- That's not part of the plan.
- JESSE: Wait for it.
362
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:35,656
I'm not a student. I'm an undercover
journalist writing an expose on TILFs.
363
00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:38,450
You stole our routine!
364
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:41,703
You don't respect
our unconventional dancing style!
365
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,958
It's working! All we have to do
is win the big game.
366
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,209
Don't jinx it.
367
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,675
YUMYULACK: Two teen wolves!
368
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:58,178
No, no, no, no, no!
This can't be happening!
369
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:06,145
- I am fucked.
- Shit.
370
00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:09,022
We gotta jet!
371
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:12,860
Holy shit. Who would've predicted
that both teams would have a teen wolf?
372
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,988
So, why the fuck would you make a side
bet with this little shit stain
373
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,365
that that would happen?
He's taking all our money!
374
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:20,409
- Fuck you, Clark!
- No, fuck you, Mark!
375
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,452
You hamburgered the goddamn Hamburgers!
376
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:23,620
Take that back!
377
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:31,044
If we hurry, we can jump in the river
and float to Mexico!
378
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:33,672
It'll take a couple of months,
but it's hard to run and plan
379
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,174
at the same time.
380
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:41,096
Where's my $82,000.63?
381
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,348
I have the 63 cents and a great idea
382
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:47,186
for an X-rated Clifford the Big Red Dog
parody you can have for free,
383
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,896
as long as I retain the TV rights.
384
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,898
This is the magic knife bus.
385
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,608
Time for it to take an educational
386
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:55,527
adventure into the wonders
of your chest!
387
00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,615
Pupa's in the house.
388
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:02,326
Pupa, you gotta spare me
some of that cash, quick.
389
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,452
Beyblade.
390
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:06,079
What? No way.
That Beyblade is worth way more than...
391
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:10,167
For crying out loud,
just give him the top!
392
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:13,170
It's a battle top
with a frost-powered cyclone ridge!
393
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,631
Stop mansplaing and just fucking do it!
394
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:19,468
Next time, think twice before you fuck
with a children's publishing cartel,
395
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,928
you little shitrag.
396
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,346
Yay!
397
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:26,391
What's the statute of limitations
on being indirectly involved
398
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,227
in the shooting of a man's foot?
399
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,480
Bing says seven years, but Facebook
is still saying Biden lost the election.
400
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,399
Okay. All we have to do is hide Glenn
away somewhere for seven years
401
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,194
- and we'll be in the clear.
- Call an ambulance already!
402
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,154
But where can we hide someone
for seven years
403
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,073
without anyone hearing him scream
for help?
404
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,324
We could...
405
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:45,410
Shoot him into orbit in a Glenn-sized
cryochamber to circle the Earth
406
00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:48,330
in suspended animation until the statute
of limitations has passed?
407
00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:49,998
And then after that we make out?
408
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,208
- Maybe.
- That means no.
409
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,043
No. It means maybe.
410
00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:55,587
No, no, no. Stop, stop.
Don't do this, please.
411
00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:59,383
In retrospect, I shouldn't have
fetishized my car. It's my fault. Help!
412
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,009
It's my fault, really. I'm insecure.
413
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,970
Please, I'm sorry.
Please, don't do this!
414
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:05,973
- Think of it as your Eat Pray Love.
- Help! Please, please.
415
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:08,809
I don't wanna be in orbit.
I don't wanna be in orbit.
416
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,895
Is he gonna be okay up there?
417
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:13,981
Sure. My calculations are never wrong.
418
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,817
Unless someone put
an unregistered satellite in orbit.
419
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,959
Hold up those heels, Terry! Yes, please!
420
00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:37,296
You know, you got to admit,
we make a pretty good team.
421
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,882
I don't know which has brought us
closer, our bullet or our OnlyFans.
422
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:44,011
Thanks for trying to save my ass
with Scholastic after I was such a dick.
423
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,929
- That was really cool of you.
- I had to.
424
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:48,724
You're the closest equivalent
I have to a brother.
425
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:53,437
I just wish I knew where that second
teen wolf came from. Pupa lucked out.
426
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:56,398
Without it, he would never have gotten
that Beyblade.
427
00:21:56,523 --> 00:21:58,442
You think all those other kids we forced
428
00:21:58,442 --> 00:22:00,861
into movie situations
will turn out okay?
429
00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:04,197
What do I look like, a fortune teller?
Marone.
430
00:23:04,674 --> 00:23:06,802
Where am I? Where's my car?
431
00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:10,013
You're under arrest for flying
an unlicensed cryopod
432
00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,598
in a residential Nebula.
433
00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:12,933
Punk.